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Uno's memorial is beautiful. I'm so proud of myself. And frickin'… - I sharpen my teeth with my tongue
Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005 04:20 am
Uno's memorial is beautiful. I'm so proud of myself. And frickin' glad I had the pictures I did.

As if I weren't having enough of a time staying up late, I decided to put my face in Chris' chocolate birthday cake.

Now I am totally buzzed. Who's awake?

After I picked up my contacts at the Doctor's, I dragged Jessie into the mall's pet store to check out the ferrets and snakes. What a combination. But I am so desperate to have a snake again, I would've gotten one right then and there and hidden it in our bedroom. Of course, with my luck, it'd have escaped and slithered out just as Jess' Mother was grabbing laundry from our bedroom. She'd scream murder and throw something heavy at it, and I'd be kicked out for sure.

So I digress. There will always be snakes. I can wait.

BUT I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW!

To this day I will never forgive Chuck for keeping my best snake ever, Buddy. Buddy was permanently damaged from years of second-hand THC abuse. IE: He became a pot head and eventually became retarded. You could poke him in the eye- he would keep doddering along. I used to wear him around my neck everywhere. Kids would pet him, adults would curl their faces into knots of disgust and complain to management, thereby having me removed from places of business unless I would lose the snake. Which I didn't. So Buddy got me kicked out of many places. I didn't care. He was my pal. I miss that snake.

Current Music: Frank Sinatra - Night and Day

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djfox15
djfox15
DJ Fox
Wed, Apr. 20th, 2005 05:00 am (UTC)

Got pictures of Uno`s memorial? :3


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freaks_r_us
freaks_r_us
Abused by Society
Wed, Apr. 20th, 2005 05:04 am (UTC)

sorry to hear about your lil' uno kitty.


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bm2kx
miniBOSS
Thu, Apr. 21st, 2005 06:50 am (UTC)

My pot headed snake told me the other day that enlightment comes when you dun care.


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